What the hell is this?

I Can't Stand [Meeting] You is a collection of all the ridiculous things I've written to and about drummer and composer Stewart Copeland.

I actually did meet him for about five crazy seconds in 2007, again for a few exciting moments in August 2009, and my most recent (and most thrilling!) encounter took place in October 2009, where I proved myself capable of being, yet again, a total dork in the man's presence.

I can't believe what I get up to. And neither should you.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Facebook status:

"I just offered Stewart Copeland $200 to hang out with me. What's wrong with lowballing him? Sometimes dickering is fun (I'm not even sure if that's a euphemism). Or, to look at it a different way, he should be paying ME."


I think what I'm going to do is invite him to opening night of The Trojan Women at City Garage. That's a horrible night because there are usually a thousand (slight exaggeration, as the theater seats less than 50) people there, I'll be nervous and especially so because it's opening night, but still, I think it's a good plan.

OK, it's a plan, though, not necessarily a great one.

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