Facebook status:

"I just offered Stewart Copeland $200 to hang out with me. What's wrong with lowballing him? Sometimes dickering is fun (I'm not even sure if that's a euphemism). Or, to look at it a different way, he should be paying ME."

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I think what I'm going to do is invite him to opening night of The Trojan Women at City Garage. That's a horrible night because there are usually a thousand (slight exaggeration, as the theater seats less than 50) people there, I'll be nervous and especially so because it's opening night, but still, I think it's a good plan.

OK, it's a plan, though, not necessarily a great one.