Red phone to Stewart / I think I'm being blocked

I get an email from Google every day: anytime Stewart's name is in the news or somebody blogs about him. It's like my own personal red phone, only it's email, and it's not red, and the messages don't come from Stewart himself (because that would be weird). Mostly the stories are stupid: some guy re-discovers "Synchronicity" and starts listening to all the Police albums and writes a blog post about how great they were as songwriters, blah blah blah. Sometimes it's just a comparison someone made between another drummer and Stewart, or a listing of all the movie soundtracks he's written. Sometimes all it is is a link to my own silly blog.

But sometimes, Google finds me something incredible, and today, my friends, is one of those times.

There's a guy somewhere in the UK and he has one of the best blogs I've ever read. It's called Private Secret Diary, and it's a lot of fun. The post I particularly enjoyed was a (fake?) interview with Stewart.

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The other thing I wanted to mention was, I've been trying to register at stewartcopeland.net for about 3 months now. On September 28, I've received a confirmation that I registered, but was told that they needed to "activate my account." This email was signed by "The Management," which sounds ominous. This still has not happened. I've emailed a guy over there named Eugenio twice, with no reply. Should I be worried? Is there any content here that really freaked those people out? Did they perhaps overhear the snarky (jealous) comments Patrick and I made about them at the Summerfest concert in La Jolla? I don't know. I only know that I am waiting for a response. Eugenio? I am perfectly harmless. Please activate my account. I would really, really appreciate it. Thank you!